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"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

Stage Coach.

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

Pythagoras Revisited

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

Tessa

Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

'Jeez, Shirley will be mad at me... There's a spot on my jacket!'

'It IS old fashioned Cynthia, but Reg reckons it is quicker than getting an ASBO...'

Hello, Mr Babcock, this is 1983 calling.

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Moon Line UP

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

"The Accelerator."

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Mr. Moddle is led to the contemplation of his destiny

The red-nosed man discourseth

The Election at Eatanswill

Two Dustmen Comment on a Gentleman's Clothing.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Why do they do that?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Bad fake tan day.

Giraffe Umbrella

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

A Fairytale Update