Ancient Civilization Geek Pillows

'Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Stonehenge Explained

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Egyptian chiropractor.

Reinventing the Wheel

The Invention of the Wheel

Oedipus

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

Closed for Renovation

Pyramids exploding.

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Park and Ride dilema

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."