Ancient Civilization Geek Mugs

Start their day with a dash of ancient history! Our mugs for the civilization geek feature clever, humorous designs inspired by ancient cultures, perfect for sparking conversations over coffee or tea.

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'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

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'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!' mockup

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

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'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.' mockup

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

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'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.' mockup

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

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"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..." mockup

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

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"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while." mockup

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

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"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku." mockup

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

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'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!' mockup

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

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Stonehenge Explained

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'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!' mockup

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

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Egyptian chiropractor.

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The Invention of the Wheel

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Reinventing the Wheel

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'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.' mockup

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

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Oedipus

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'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.' mockup

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

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Closed for Renovation

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Pyramids exploding.

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What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months. mockup

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

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'Where does this go?'

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'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,'' mockup

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

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They came...they saw...they conga'd. mockup

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

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Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.' mockup

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

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Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'. mockup

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

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Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

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Anubis loved his evening rides.

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Park and Ride dilema

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'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.' mockup

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

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'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!' mockup

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

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'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.' mockup

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

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A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs, mockup

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

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"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying." mockup

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

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"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

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Ancient Civilization Geek Mugs Collection

Ancient Civilization Geek Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate the past! Our ancient civilization-themed cushions add a whimsical, historical touch to your home.

Ancient Civilization Geek Prints

Decorate with our historic prints, perfect for anyone fascinated by ancient cultures. Bring the grandeur of antiquity into your space with a clever, artistic design.

Ancient Civilization Geek T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts for history buffs, featuring clever designs inspired by ancient civilizations to showcase your passion with style.