Anatomy Professor Mugs

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Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Our body parts

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Extreme Sisyphus

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Intellectual Property

Professor Tulp meets his match

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"