Anatomy Aficionado Mugs

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Your infrastructure needs work.'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

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Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Let's see now...'

Hospital elevators - Each floor is shown as a different part of the human anatomy, e.g. head, torso etc.

'Most of my time in this racket has been plain old hard work.

'We don't know what this is called'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

A doctor checks the pulse of skeleton.

The latest range in Muscle cars.

'You really love medical college, eh?' (body parts tattooed on man's torso).

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

Man's bum attached by his navel.

Lady Cadaver.

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

Belly Dancing School

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

The Semicolon A Colon in the form of a Semicolon

'Very funny!'

Surgeons

'By a show of hands who knows the sound of one hand smelling?'

"His insides were all slimy and disgusting, but I'm told that's normal."

Body Systems

'Whichever way you look at it gentlemen, the vagina is just one of life's big cul de sacs.'

Medical School. Who can define "bone"? The shortest distance between two joints?