Analytics Illusionist Mugs

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Extreme miming"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'No sniffing.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Famous Optical Illusions!

Propping up a profits chart.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"We're here, Harry."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Magic Act

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Not here, Fred.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'Pick a business card.'