Analytics Illusionist Gifts

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Extreme miming"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'No sniffing.'

Propping up a profits chart.

Young Houdini

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Magic Act

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"We're here, Harry."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Not here, Fred.'

'Pick a business card.'