Business Illusionist Mugs

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Young Houdini

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Propping up a profits chart.

Magic Act

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Not here, Fred.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

David Blaine, Age 60

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Wow. You're amazing!

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Mime Tug-of-War

"Returns"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

The Great Sarcasmo

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

A turkey displays a deck of cards.