Business Illusionist Mugs

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Propping up a profits chart.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Magic Act

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Not here, Fred.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

David Blaine, Age 60

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

Mime Tug-of-War

"Returns"

Wow. You're amazing!

The Great Sarcasmo

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

A turkey displays a deck of cards.