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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Robot walking pet robot

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"