Usa Admirer Mugs

Barack Obama.

God Bless America

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

If nobody had invented graphics

Cut!

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Robot walking pet robot

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Picasso'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."