Usa Admirer Mugs

Barack Obama.

God Bless America

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

If nobody had invented graphics

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'Picasso'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."