Autobiography Admirer Mugs

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

The Vanity of Autobiography

Unfortunately, former boxing pro Ricky Bagarre could never make it to write his autobiography.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Kultural K9's.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Robot walking pet robot

My Spam Sketchbook

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'Picasso'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."