Analogue Advocate Pillows

"He loves reading, hates digital technology, and cares for the planet, so has decided to go paperless."

Trial by Media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Thank you, Essential Workers

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Detention Center

AI Safety Officer

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Human Rights for All

"They're class action figures."

People and robots

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Autocensure

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

Books and Phones

Day One, NASA

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Violence against children.

Clones are people two!

"Called to the piano bar again, you naughty boy?"