Angler's Advocate Pillows

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

'This rod you sold me - I want one a little more flexible.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Man fishing with large bait

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

The incomplete Angler

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

Books and Phones

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Statue fishing.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Fly fishing.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fishing without a license.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

"You’ll have better luck if you don’t eat the bait."

Heaven terms and conditions.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'First, let me give you something for the pain.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.