Amusing Garden Tender Pillows

'I bet your Sunday mornings are different now you're married,eh Sam?'

"First time pruning?"

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

Hydroponic Gardening

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Shoveling Snow in Spring

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

'You're supposed to be facing the corner, Junior.'

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."

'I know it's overgrown - we can't find our house!'

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

'There goes the whole damn planet!'

Bonsai Garden Incinerator

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."