Tiny Tree Tender Pillows

Bonsai Garden Incinerator

"First time pruning?"

Watering Money

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Show and Tell.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

"She does this when she's tired."

"So...what are you in for?"

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

Hydroponic Gardening

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

"[Treehouse conference call]"

The Baby Mechanic

'You're supposed to be facing the corner, Junior.'

'I bet your Sunday mornings are different now you're married,eh Sam?'

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

Green Pieces 90% Air

'If all children are natural-born scientists, society might be wise to at least quarantine the subset of these scientist-infants who are the atomic weapons specialists, before they kill us with their crazy little lunchbox nukes.'

Bonsai Trees

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

"His bark is bigger than his bite."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

'I don't NEED a warrant!'

'Did you see who's moving next door?'

'Is this better?'