Amused By Animal Antics Pillows

'Honey, did I bark a lot for no particular reason today?'

Meet the Artist.

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"He was a sea rescue."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cow Blue Arrows

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Can I have flies with that'

A Tumble Cow

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."