Amused Autodidact Gifts

"Dang...another cracked screen. I should probably stop using this wood app."

"Could you keep still?"

Giraffe Portrait

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

A gymnast holding a balloon

Turtle chick.

Meet the Artist.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Goose

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

The great pyramid of geezers!

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

"What are you doing?!"

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

'Well, he's progressed from an imaginary friend to an imaginary mentor.'

Self help tape - listening skills

Pieces of a totem pole jump of a seesaw

Tonight's Training - Post-Try Celebrations

'Wendall just had a great insight. He realised he's full of baloney.'

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

The dentist told Mr. Lion it wouldn't hurt; he lied.

"Why do we have to take hard classes like biology?"

"Do you have any idea how funny you were driving?"

Stan tries to have a surprise birthday party for himself.

-it's for our little grandson...

'Honey, did I bark a lot for no particular reason today?'

'Herbert, don't you think it's time to buy a new car?'

'Because they won't slow down when the signs say 'Road Works Ahead'.'

'This is it Jeff...the last of the red hot louvres.'

"I always think when I jump into the pool, that somewhere they're putting up a tidal wave warning!"