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Bradbury, Cavalli, Lennon & Kleiner: Her Lawyers

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Slavery Reparations

Prejudice/Empathy

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"You can always count on me."

'It's a silent protest.'

Horace Mann

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Day One, NASA

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

No safe haven

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"