Amicable Advocate Gifts

Bradbury, Cavalli, Lennon & Kleiner: Her Lawyers

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Prejudice/Empathy

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"You can always count on me."

'It's a silent protest.'

Horace Mann

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Day One, NASA

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

No safe haven

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"