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I'll return your mouth at the end of the trial, counselor.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Prejudice/Empathy

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'Do you come here often?'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

Communication

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

Dadonomics

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"Hey, didn't I vote for you?"

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Small Talk Outlet

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Two phones talking to one another.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"He can't stop digressing."

"Do you play?"

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

Milk is for wimps.