American Patriots Pillows

Remembering All The American Idols.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

UNFADED GLORY

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Veterans Day '20

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Look...a fresh one!'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

Barack Obama

America's New Dawn

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

The Brexcalibur

The Eureka Stockade

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"Make America calm again"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

Bush's Legacy.

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

Iraq Exit.

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

The Winds of War

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."