Avian Patriot Pillows

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Military Medals

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

UNFADED GLORY

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Caliologist

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

Veterans Day '20

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'You reek of crackers.'

Television guests' essentials in November.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"