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'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Military Medals

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

UNFADED GLORY

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Caliologist

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

Veterans Day '20

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'You reek of crackers.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

Television guests' essentials in November.