American Holidays T-Shirts

"I'm sorry President Trump couldn't be here to honor you on Memorial Day but he had to fly to Japan to play golf with the Prime Minister and meet the new Emperor."

Covid-19 Positive

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Christmas Tree

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Night of the Latkes

Piranhaclaus

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Pina Coladas

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'