National Holiday T-Shirts

'Yes he is a royalist...ever since it was announced there was to be a national holiday....!!'

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

"Do you want a democracy where every vote counts or where we count every vote?"

"It must be nice," I say to the mailman on each and every national holiday, "Having yet another day off."

"But first, our national anthem."

Happy Ququoztzl Day everyone!

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

The Baby Walker

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Santa Claus's Mail

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Meet the scribe"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Faster, Georges, faster!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Airlines

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'