National Holiday Pillows

'Yes he is a royalist...ever since it was announced there was to be a national holiday....!!'

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

"Do you want a democracy where every vote counts or where we count every vote?"

"It must be nice," I say to the mailman on each and every national holiday, "Having yet another day off."

"But first, our national anthem."

Happy Ququoztzl Day everyone!

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Easter Island legs

The Baby Walker

Santa Claus's Mail

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Tourists

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

Faster, Georges, faster!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Meet the scribe"

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."