American History Teacher Pillows

Calvin Coolidge

Barack Obama

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

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Flags

Apples for sale

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Away with the warmonger!"

"You're on a what?!"

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

New Resident of Downing Street

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Harry S. Truman

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

The wrecking crew!

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."