American History Expert Pillows

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"You're on a what?!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Horse statue throws off rider.

John F. Kennedy

"Beware of Don"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

The Hug

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

Midterm election s results

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Uncle Sam and health care.

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Lincoln on corporations.