History Teachers Pillows

"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Memorial Day

"He needs to have a talk with Trump..."

'Exactly who is fighting against whom in Syria?'

"At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we shall remember them."

George W Bush Cowboy

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Nicolae Ceausescu

Frederick North

'I should've realized I was in trouble with a name like 'King Edward the Temp'.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Yesterday's work ethic ... Today's don't care ethic.'

A Verbal Difficulty

“That’s not the nuclear football That’s my gym bag.”

"We are gathered here today to honour those without bone spurs."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Gender Equality

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"