American Dreams Gifts

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

What else is there to wish for?

The star hunters

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

The Idea of America.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

DACA

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Breakfast surreal.

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

Sleeping Potion

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

When dogs dream...

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."