American Cuisine T-Shirts

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

Food-Snob Fear Factor

Pink slime hot dogs.

As American as Apple Pie!

Authentic American Diner: 'Jello, ah said jello!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

Domestic Goddess.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Rump roast?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Queen of Quinoa

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Lockdown casserole

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"How's the salmon?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The Perfect Foil

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Can we move over there?'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Elvis Presley

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."