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BALLOT-RIGGING BACKFIRES

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Horse statue throws off rider.

Fear of news.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Man Wrapped In Film

Boris Johnson and the Truth

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"Ruddy journalists....I can't see why they think running a paper is so damn difficult. I'll crack on as soon as I've finished my heart bypass."

Emmanuel Macron

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virUS

"You're accidentally debriefing a bowl of mushy oranges and dead canaries."

Triple Horror Feature: The 6 O' Clock News

'What's he laughing at? Doesn't he listen to the News!'

'Remember when TV ads ran a whole minute? And we thought that was annoying!'

Man shines torch on night sky painting and sees a house.

'This restores my faith in America. Over two million box tops sent in, and only 37 box bottoms.'

'See?!? Another tragic school shooting just proves my point about concealed weapons on campus!'

Daniel Ortega

'Foreign Affairs'

Trump has a lightbulb moment

"I was a truck driver and delivered diesel to gas station. My boss had to declare bankruptcy - he could no longer pay the diesel for our trucks."

"I wish they'd turn off the news when they leave."

"It's not fair. I'm a celebrity. Half the stuff written about me isn't even true."

'Have you ever noticed that in cartoons the person on the left always talks first?'

"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."