America Lovers Gifts

American Flag

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Elvis Presley

Mark Twain

Donald Glover

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Heart is sewn back together.

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'Be my Valentine?'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

Lady Liberty Cools Off