America Lovers Mugs

American Flag

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Mark Twain

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Heart is sewn back together.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'Be my Valentine?'

"You've lost what - your Mojo!"

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

'How much for NO stems?'

Lady Liberty Cools Off