Amendment Analyst Gifts

'Listen, buddy, as long as people say 'gun control' - not 'crime control' - this is protected by the second amendment.'

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

Moral Outrage.

Cornucopia of guns

'Our news documentary, 'More depressing government shenanigans,' is sponsored by prozac.'

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

'Safe!'

"And you're telling me this because?"

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

Political Science

Trump's Twitter Row

"I just never imagined they wouldn't finally come up with some form of government aid."

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

"Honest, J.B., I don't think that little girl's lemonade stand on Cerritos Street will hurt our business!"

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

"The virus mutation equally affects the left and the right."

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."

'List the constitutional amendments in any order? Hmmm ... 4th, 10th ... Ummmm ... 6th, 8th, 5th, ... '

'Sure, I've had a few run-ins with the law. But it wasn't all my fault. As a child I was once left … unsupervised.'

'She won't budge on the allowance, but she did present me an 800 page handbook detailing the perks.'

'What's the point of looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'

Supreme Court Reverses States Gun Bans.

"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."

How self-regulation is meant to work and how it does work.