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"I want to follow my dreams - not analyze them."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The Salesman

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Romulus and Remus

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

'Click 'Like' even if you don't, but are afraid your friends will get mad if you don't.'

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

"You'll never know if you can fly until you leap into the unknown."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

"Hello, mom. You know how you were always telling me I could be anything I wanted to be? Well guess What."

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

Executive Elevator: Up Only

"Support the head!"

"Narrative play is dead."

'My job is to challenge young minds. Please try to cooperate, so that I don't lose mine.'

'Great draft. It just needs a little exfoliation.'

"I need a hug."