Ambiguity Lover Mugs

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Hard data just isn't doing it for me anymore. I crave ambiguity!"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Extreme Sisyphus

Optimist

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

Zoo: No Hunting.

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Moulting"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Scurile travels

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The Oxford Comma Coin

Robber on treadmill

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

A convenient attack of swine flu...