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'Chuck, you shouldn't have! We haven't gotten around to dumping out the last bottle of homemade wine you brought us.'

"Would you like a glass of wine, I believe George has just made some...."

'Who says you can't make your own wine out of gooseberries?'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

It occurred to Anne that George's homemade wine could use a little more aging.

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"My husband makes this wine."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Now what?'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Who's the new guy?'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

A very fine vintage

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Wine: New & Old!!!

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

The first transatlantic communication.

'I brew it myself.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

Wine: New and Old.

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'