Amateur Vintner Mugs

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Chuck, you shouldn't have! We haven't gotten around to dumping out the last bottle of homemade wine you brought us.'

"Would you like a glass of wine, I believe George has just made some...."

'Who says you can't make your own wine out of gooseberries?'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

It occurred to Anne that George's homemade wine could use a little more aging.

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"My husband makes this wine."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Who's the new guy?'

A very fine vintage

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'I brew it myself.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

Wine: New & Old!!!

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

Wine: New and Old.

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

'You did that on purpose!'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'