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Grassroots football

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I AM at my usual position."

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

If nobody had invented graphics

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Gary turns 40.

Ratminton

Saving a Heart

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A day at the transgenic races