Amateur Handyman Prints

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"

'Now that we've adjusted to the dampness, we just love this house.'

'This is my husband,I want you to stop selling him stuff....'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"Mr. Do-It-Yourself was trying to build a better mouse trap."

'On the other hand, he's very good at Chinese Checkers.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fixing the TV.

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Bob’s Museum

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."