Always Explaining Things Pillows

"Daddy has a job that's, hard to explain but he's very good at it."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Useless information"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Baldness Facts

"Larry does all his own stunts."

Albert Einstein and book

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

Fixing the light

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 4

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."