Alternative Transport Admirer Gifts

Junk Yard

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Football

Life and Death

"Herb's from Texas."

Farmer Christmas.

Flying in Formation.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

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Fish Aeroplane

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Dentistry

Fish Boarding

Left Behind

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Honk if you Love Jesus

Cowboy Suitcase.

Jet Turbine Testing Area

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I say!"