Alternative Therapist Pillows

Acupuncture Clinic.

'Acupuncture, but isn't that painful?"

Acupunkture.

Repairing a computer using acupuncture.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

There's nothing to worry about, sir, it's my biorhythm chart.

Here at pharmacorp we are 100 behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience.

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

Self help acupuncture

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"I'm putting you on country music."

Ecological Therapy

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'Therapy and medications are not the only options for your obsessive behavior.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

Following several health insurance denials of coverage, Thelma finally resolves to entrust her hubby's seasonal depression to the gentle alternative process by psychotherapist Hans-Georg Stumke.

Acupuncture darts.

Free neck massages.

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e