Alternative Spirituality Pillows

'I tried Satanism, but they've got a lot of dogma too.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Punk Reindeer

The Mainstream

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I beg to differ."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

The New Age Dentist.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Homing Beatnik

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.