Alternative Motivation Explorer Gifts

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Self help acupuncture

Go team!

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Man running in a hamster wheel

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Think Sign: 'Think' replaced with: 'Blame'.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Dedication to excellence....

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Carrot VS Stick

Peacock of Productivity

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

The Thinker and the Doer.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

The Sky Is The Limit

Seeing progression motivates.

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