Alternative Lifestyle Supporter Prints

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Body Piercing.

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

The Mainstream

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I beg to differ."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'