Alternative Lifestyle Fan Mugs

Crusty Bread

Cafe au Natural.

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

Punk Reindeer

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Tough Teddies

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"I beg to differ."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"