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An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

WHAT IF ? 'Oh, oh, Columbus, lawyers!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

The Evolution Of Man.

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Plagiarist!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Aluminium Henge

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.