Alter-ego Adventurer Mugs

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Alien Snowmen

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

How am I abducting?

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Congratulations on the new you!

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Alphabet soup

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Dalmartian Landing

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Beer

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

Floating Dragon