Gender Adventurer Mugs

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'YOU again?'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Child in a bear suit.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

The perfect man

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Boys Cooking

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Witch dice.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"